so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention
and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia
and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”
and single bisexuals are predatory liars
what the fuck are we supposed to do
This is something I’m really struggling with right now. I am bisexual through and through but I’m married to a man. It bothers me people think I’m in this hetero relationship when I know that I married my partner for more than the following reason of course but more uniquely because he has both qualities of a male and female (not the genitalia of both) but he just redefines masculinity and when I am with him I don’t feel like I am missing out for not being with a woman. People don’t know this. I’m “just a wife” and he’s “just a husband”. But that’s not it at all. There’s no hierarchy. It’s not a male and female relationship. It’s something completely different then what I’ve ever experienced before all to be simplified to a seemingly heterosexual relationship.
In honor of my being a chubby bunny I would like a nude photoset of me covered in chocolate.
Anonymous said: what sexual fantasys do you have?
I am walking home from work. It’s been a long day. My boss has been a bitch as usual. I open the front door to my building. It’s dark and quiet. I press the light switch and it doesn’t work. I still somehow find my way to the mail box, collect a few letters and a catalogue. Slowly finding my way up the stairs to my flat I feel like somebody is following me. I shrug it off as paranoia and fumble with the keys in the dark. Finding the lock is more difficult than I anticipated. Finally the door gives way, I drop my jacket and bag and fall onto my bed, sorting the mail.
Turns out some previously unknown relative of mine left me 10 million Euros in his will under the condition that for as long as I live I have to mess with stupid little penis owners like you.
Now fuck off.
oh my glob so freaken funny.
the only long term goal I have is make at least five people question their sexuality due to their attraction to me
Not a question a confirmation!