I was hanging out with friends yesterday(weird) and I guess I was being really quiet and my friend actually asked me if I was okay and I was so surprised! I almost mentioned those dreams I’ve been having because a few of my friends are clairvoyant but decided against it.
Sitting at my desk, chugging coffee in that sort of stressed-out, run-down matter that suggests grim productivity while looking at and reblogging porn is my special skill.
Please tell me your secret to being so awesome!
The age old question of should I have a brownie for breakfast?
I’ve been so stressed my body hasn’t allowed it to happen, but last night I just said “Fuck it. it’s never gonna happen” and I just went with it, and then BOOM it did. And the endorphins it released- I feel like I can still feel them today.
need more orgasms
Cause today is better than yesterday. Now I’m going to take a shower and then play call of duty.
I nominate this to be the best post on tumblr for 2k14.